Here's a conversation I have most days. Someone calls, their laptop's playing up, and the first thing out of their mouth is: "Can you come round?" Fair enough — that's what most people picture when they think about getting a computer fixed. An engineer turns up, has a look, sorts it, leaves.

But it's not the only way, and for a lot of jobs, it's not even the best way. Over the years I've settled on three different ways to get a machine from "broken" to "fixed," and each one exists for a genuinely different reason — not just to give you more options to be confused by. This guide walks through all three honestly: what they cost, what they're actually good for, and how to pick the right one without overthinking it.

The three ways, in plain English

Before the detail, here's the shape of it. There are three doors into getting your machine fixed:

None of these is the "proper" way and the others aren't corner-cutting. They're built around three different situations, and once you see which situation you're in, the choice usually makes itself.

Option one: the home visit

This is the classic call-out. I turn up at your address with a bag of tools, a spare drive or two, and whatever bits I think I might need based on what you've told me on the phone. I've got up to an hour to get to the bottom of it — for the vast majority of jobs, that's plenty.

A home visit is the right call when:

The trade-off is straightforward: you're paying for my time and travel, so it's priced at the standard rate. For most single-device faults — won't start, running slow, blue screens, that kind of thing — it does the job perfectly well. It's just not always the cheapest way to get there.

Option two: drop it in

This is the one I'd genuinely point most people towards if the fault is a single machine and getting it to me isn't a hassle. You bring it to 38 Hilldene Avenue, I work on it at the bench, and because there's no travel time built into the price, the rate drops to £49.99 an hour — noticeably cheaper than the home visit rate.

Why the discount? It's simple economics, not a lesser service. A home visit costs me the drive there, the drive back, and the uncertainty of not knowing exactly what tools or parts I'll need until I'm already stood in front of the machine. A drop-off means I'm at my own bench, with every tool, every spare part, and every bit of diagnostic kit already to hand. That efficiency gets passed straight back to you as a lower hourly rate.

Drop-off makes the most sense when:

The Speed Up My PC service in particular is almost always better done this way — opening a case up and clearing years of dust out of the fans and cooling isn't really a kitchen-table job, and it's done properly, every time, on the bench.

Option three: Collect & Return

This one exists for a very specific reason: some people genuinely can't manage either of the first two. No car, no easy way to carry a heavy tower, mobility that makes a trip to Harold Hill more trouble than it's worth, or simply a working week that doesn't leave room for either a home appointment or a drop-off run.

So I built a third option. I come to you, collect the machine, take it back to the workshop, fix it properly with the same tools and time I'd use for any drop-off, and then bring it straight back to you.

It's a genuinely bespoke service — I say that deliberately, rather than pretending it's a flat rate that fits every situation. What it costs depends on distance, the size of what's being collected, and how quick a turnaround you need. As a guide, it starts from £75, and I'll always tell you the figure before I set off, not after.

Collect & Return is worth asking about when:

It's become one of the more popular requests since I introduced it — people would rather pay a little extra for the convenience than juggle their week around a repair.

Side by side

OptionBest forTypical cost
I come to youMulti-device, network, or immovable setups£75 (up to an hour)
Drop it inSingle machines, non-urgent, best value£49.99/hour
Collect & ReturnNo transport, heavy machines, no time to spareFrom £75, bespoke to the job

"Whichever door you come through, the same rule applies: if it needs a part, I'll tell you the price before I fit it. No surprises on the bill, whoever brought the machine to me."

What actually happens once it arrives

Whichever route you take, the process behind the scenes is identical, and it's worth knowing so nothing feels like a mystery:

  1. I listen to what you've told me and take a look. Symptoms first, then hands-on diagnosis — blue screens, noises, slow boots and the like usually point somewhere specific fairly quickly.
  2. If a part's needed, I quote it before I fit anything. No machine leaves the bench with a surprise charge attached. You get a number, you say yes or no, then the work happens.
  3. The fix gets done properly, not just patched. If a laptop needs a new fan because the old one's on its way out, I'll tell you that rather than just cleaning around it and hoping it lasts another six months.
  4. Everything gets tested before it goes anywhere. Boot up, run for a bit, check the actual fault's gone — not just "looks fine" from the outside.
  5. You get it back — at yours, at the workshop, or via collection — with a plain-English explanation of what was wrong and what I did about it.

A quick word on data and trust

Whichever way your machine gets to me, the same standards apply the whole time it's in my care. Nothing on it gets touched beyond what's needed for the repair itself, and if the job involves anything sensitive — a business machine, personal accounts, that sort of thing — I treat it exactly as carefully in the workshop as I would sat in your living room. Twenty years of doing this the same way is really the only guarantee I can offer, and it's the one that's kept people coming back.

Questions people actually ask

What if I don't know what's wrong with it?

That's completely normal, and honestly the majority of calls start this way — "it's just not right" is a perfectly good opening line. Describe what you're seeing, even if it's just "it's gone really slow" or "it made a horrible noise and now it won't turn on," and I'll ask the right follow-up questions to work out which of the three options actually suits the problem. You don't need to self-diagnose before you call.

Can someone else drop it off or collect it on my behalf?

Yes, without any fuss. A partner, a neighbour, a grown-up child — as long as they can tell me roughly what's happening, that's fine. It's your machine and your call either way.

What if the job needs more than an hour?

Then I'll tell you before I carry on, not after. Some jobs are genuinely quick — a printer that needs pairing, a straightforward virus clean — and some turn out to need longer once the case is open. Either way, you get a clear number before any extra time is added to the bill, whichever of the three routes you've chosen.

Is there parking if I drop it in?

Yes — 38 Hilldene Avenue has space right outside, so dropping in genuinely is a five-minute job for most people, which is exactly why it ends up being the cheapest and most popular option for straightforward single-machine faults.

Do I need to back anything up before I hand it over?

It's always sensible, and I'd never discourage it — but if the machine won't switch on or you simply haven't got round to it, don't let that stop you calling. Your data is treated with exactly the same care whichever way it arrives, and if backup or recovery is part of what's needed, that's covered by its own dedicated service rather than an assumption bolted onto a repair.

So which one's right for you?

If in doubt, here's the shortest version: one machine, no rush, and you can get it to me — drop it in, it's the best value. Multiple things need sorting, or the machine needs to stay put — book a home visit. Neither of those works for you — ask about Collect & Return, and I'll give you a straight number before anything's arranged.

Honestly, the fastest way to work out which applies to your situation is just to call and describe what's going on. I'll tell you straight which route makes the most sense — not the one that suits me best, the one that suits you.

Not sure which one you need?

Tell me what's wrong in your own words and I'll point you the right way — no obligation.